(via khan-locked)
Where is her award? She stayed in character for that whole thing!
She slipped a tiny bit near the end, but if you didn’t know what was going on you wouldn’t have caught it.
10/10 high quality spousal shenanigans
(via vaguelyprolific)
(via nip-catcher)
Anonymous asked:
do you think autistic people dislike eye contact because of ancestral memories from medusa times
No I don’t
I love frisbee
That’s no frisbee, that’s a boomerang
this is the worst that anyone’s ever done at bowling, we are so lucky to have it caught on video
(via avotica)
Anonymous asked:
F*g is a slur and no amount of quirky posts is gonna make you cool for using it
You have rights because faggots and dykes fought for them. Respect that you cunt
You have rights because
faggots and dykes fought for them.
Respect that you cunt
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
oh haiku bot. i thought i couldn’t love you more
stacys mom turned me into a frog!
im eating flies and live inside a log!
stacy cant you see she has placed a spell on me!
now im in a bog and look just like a small green frog
(via comeflywithme123)
